Sunday, September 8, 2013

Cleaning à la Uganda


 
Anyone who knows me well knows that I abhor cleaning. 

When I was a teenager, Mum would have to wake me early on Saturday mornings to help her get the cleaning done before we went to do something that I was looking forward to doing. Corey has been wonderful in supporting my allergy to cleaning and was the principle cleaner in our home for the first several years we were together until I decided that I would pay for someone to clean our home. I hate doing it, Corey is busy enough, and the cleaner makes her money cleaning so in my opinion, it was a perfect arrangement. When we first moved to Kelowna, we had an amazing housecleaner named Krista. It was unfortunate that she was the first one we had because she set the bar so high that we have never been able to find anyone else that even comes close. But at the end of the day, when we come home and the house is clean, I love my housecleaner.

Our home on Buziga Hill is massive. Maybe not by Kelowna standards but by Erika standards, it is huge. The bigger the house, the more cleaning it requires. However, because the lower floor is technically the Kabojja Conference Centre, Ediga (who we are now thinking is Edgar but pronounced as Ediga) is responsible for keeping that section clean. He comes in every other day to collect the garbage and wash the floors. He brings in a bucket of soapy water and a big towel, dunks in the towel and then bends at the waist to soap up the floor. He then wrings out the towel and repeats the process but wiping up the now red with Ugandan dust soap suds. He also washes the balcony and the outside landing so that we don’t track more dust into the house. Maybe it helps but even so, whenever there is a smidge of moisture on the floor I start tracking red footprints all over the place. Once week he also dusts all the surfaces and windowsills with another damp rag. It is really the only way to pick up all the dust.

The first week we were here, Ediga came in and washed the bottom floor and then disappeared. We thought he had left but then found him repeating the process upstairs in our living quarters. We thanked him very much but insisted that he was not responsible for cleaning our part of the house. We’ve had to have the same conversation about him washing our shoes on a weekly basis too. He hasn’t returned to clean our part of the house and hopefully he didn’t feel that we didn’t like the way he cleaned! 

I am not so dedicated to cleaning every other day… hard to believe but it is true! I have decided that Sunday is my cleaning day and as the laundry spins (as long as we have power) I set to work on trying to eliminate the layer of Ugandan dust that has coated everything. Our windows and doors are always open so the dust is impossible to avoid but the size of the dust bunnies makes me wonder if the cockroaches make them and leave them under our bed as punishment for chasing them away.

I have developed a system that seems to work quite well and it keeps the process fairly short. All it requires is a broom, a microfiber cloth (thanks to Ellen who left two when she was here), rubber gloves, and a container of Vim powder (like Comet.) My process is this:

1.       Put down the microfiber cloth and lay the broom head on the cloth. Sweep a room with the cloth then gently fold it up so that all the dust and dirt caught in the cloth is trapped inside. Walk to the bedroom balcony and shake the living you know what out of the cloth. If you are lucky, the wind is blowing in such a way that the dust is carried away from you and not all over you or back in through another window. Repeat in all rooms shaking after each room and the hallway. Do not be tempted to do more than one room. The cloth cannot handle that must dust.

2.       Rinse the cloth in the old cracked bathtub in the guest bathroom. It’s a stand-alone tub so we use it exclusively for cleaning. There would never be enough hot water to have a nice bath anyway. The rinsing will take a while as the cloth will have turned from green to red. Once the water is running almost clear, wring out the cloth and fold into four. 

3.       Dust all the surfaces in the house. As you have 8 surfaces of cloth, you should be able to get all the surfaces done without having to rinse the cloth again (depending on the wind that week.) Don’t use a cloth quarter for too long as you will start to make clay out of the moisture and dust you are wiping. This leaves long red streaks on the surface you are dusting.

4.       Rinse the cloth once more, put on the rubber gloves and get the Vim.

5.       Wash all the sinks in the four bathrooms. Try to make sure that you don’t knock the sinks off the wall by scrubbing too hard. Many sinks are just held on by nails in the concrete.

6.       Scrub the shower floor that is now red with a week’s worth of dust being washed off your body. This comes off quite easily but as the drain works at a very slow pace, it has to be done in small sections so that the dirty water runs down the drain and doesn’t sit on the shower floor and stains it again.

7.       Scrub the three toilets. Again, don’t scrub too vigorously as one toilet has already fallen off the wall and needed to be re-attached. It is now very secure but the other ones are more fragile. Make sure you don’t hit the little valve at the top of the tank that does who knows what. If you accidentally hit it so that it faces down, the water refilling the tank will come pouring out of that valve and onto the floor.

8.       Throw the one rag into the laundry sink for washing. 

It’s a good process that doesn’t take too long to do and it works well to get the dust picked up. As for the floors, they get washed several times a week when we leave red footprints everywhere. There is no set schedule for that. Not having carpet certainly makes life a lot easier here. I can’t imagine what we would do if we had a big area rug like the ones we see being sold on the side of the road. I haven’t seen a vacuum for sale here. It would certainly slow things down if we had to drag a rug out each week and beat it. 

I still don’t like cleaning but this works for me. I doubt it will transfer for a desire to clean when we get back home though. I’ll be looking for a great cleaner once we get back!

No comments: